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Buy both as a \"Soulmate Set\" to share with someone special, or choose just one and know its other half has found a home somewhere else in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from premium hardwoods, carefully sanded, beveled, and finished by hand with food-safe mineral oil and a beeswax blend. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand wash with warm water and mild dish soap.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo dishwasher and no soaking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDry immediately with a towel, then stand the board upright in a dish rack or lean it against a wall to air dry. Avoid laying it flat until fully dry to prevent warping. A drying rack or small board stand works best for upright drying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApply food-grade mineral oil about once a month, or whenever the wood begins to look dry. Follow with a light coat of beeswax conditioner every few oilings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep away from prolonged heat, direct sunlight, ovens, microwaves, and standing water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen It Arrives\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is finished with mineral oil and beeswax. In hot weather, the board may “sweat” a little, meaning a light film of oil can surface during shipping. This is normal and harmless. 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